Riding with Strangers
Long times ago, surviving amongst American psychedelic hippies. — My yellow coffin. Her choice to downshift again is clearly an act of defiance. I have no issue with the laws of physics, but obviously...
View ArticleInception Style Pickup
Best thing I ever did was to abandon house / apartment living and go strictly mobile. Now, rather than ‘living in a house’, I’m living in the city. Coffee shops, movie theaters, book stores, parks,...
View ArticleHow to get a $100k Job
I’m in my 30′s currently. I’ve had three “real” corporate jobs in my life. The longest lasted almost two years. There are a few things I learned there, before moving on from the big, black, puss...
View ArticleLadyboys
I keep telling myself that I’m done blogging, but then more shit comes up that just requires to be said. In this instance, I find interesting, and annoying: It’s always specifically (U.S.) Americans...
View ArticleLive 160 Years
I didn’t get bitten by a spider or zapped by a nuclear reactor. Actually, it all started with food poisoning. And now I might continue to live for the average-human-equivalent of 160 years total....
View ArticleTo Die in Bangkok
The speedo needle is about to hit 110 kmh. “Living in Bangkok is cheap. But so is dying in Bangkok.” Her words echo through my head as we pass a blur of cars on either side of us, barely inches to...
View ArticleGuys from LA
So I’m-ah tell you kittehs a story. This is the story about tonight, in a far, far away land. I’ve been getting kinda tired of the Thai girl thing. But Jake, you ask, how can you ever tire of the...
View ArticleDon’t Hate the Artist
Posts like this one end up getting me a fair bit of negative e-mails from the hater contingency. I feel compelled to explain what’s going on here, for those interested in an alternate perspective to...
View ArticleWhatsapp / SMS Game
To make up for the uneventful update to Why Girls Fail, here’s a good phone game nugget for ya. I can’t really account for how this plays out with various messaging platforms and in different...
View ArticleOf Fiction And Monogamy
“We’re outside.” So says my phone, the SMS from the girl I saved as ‘the hot blonde thing’. It’s fair to say that this is the hottest blonde thing I’ve ever known, and probably ever will. About 175...
View ArticleJake’s Game Of Thrones
don’t fret, kittehs, based on that last post. jake’s sanity hasn’t actually departed. great feedback, loved reading all of it, great taking part in the stream-o-consciousness, a wee bit of a ‘story’...
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